The Daily Me - Bill's Bitter Pills

"No Need To Thank me - Helping Others Is Its Own Reward..."
America: Love It Or Leave...Me Free To Destroy It With Armed Insurrection!
Charlie Don't Surf! (But, He Always Keeps His Head Above Water)
Don't Think Of It As A Copyright Infringement Lawsuit, Think Of It As...A Six Foot Tall Pink Bunny In A Pinstripe Suit Carrying A Case Full Of Legal Briefs
Going To Hell In A Cadillac Escalade
How Bad Were They? Half The Nominees For Best Actress Were Men!
I'd Like To See His Passport...
I Just Hope We Never Become A Post-Cereal Society
Just One More Black Friday Mark On His Record
Of Course, They're Wasting Their Money Because Everybody Knows That Ads Don't Sway Elections...
You Laugh, But If They Don't Have Horns On Their Head, How Are We Supposed To Identify The Evil People?